Note to self #3156
When you spray air freshener on linolium it makes it slick...
No I didnt fall but man did I slide... LOL
Collide
HOWIE DAY
"Collide"
The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah
I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find
You and I collide
I'm quiet you know
You make a first impression
I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the stars refuse to shine
Out of the back you fall in time
I somehow find
You and I collide
Don't stop here
I lost my place
I'm close behind
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide
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Love this song... especially the line "even the best fall down sometimes"
*yawn*
At least it's race day... hehehehe!
For Pirate Girl
Toddler Bed...
I'm puttering...
I went grocery shopping earlier. Good grief $235 bucks later I almost have everything put away. I've been cleaning up here and there too. Which is good. I need to mop the floor really bad. Wonder if I could convince one of the Eye Candy's to come do that for me... Hmm... theres something to ponder. Excuse me because my knee is hurt and swelled 3 times its size could you come over and mop my floor... Uh yea not happening...
I totally forgot the point of my post until just now... I was laughing because UPS and Fedex came literally within 5 minutes of each other. Kinda scary... I got my new modem. I'm changing internet providers and getting DSL instead of cable. I'm tired of it going out. Odd really that the cable internet goes out but not the tv. WTF?
Ok back to puttering...
Friday...
I feel...
I've done been sidelined....
So I went to the Dr. My knee is severely sprained. He didnt recommend me falling on it anymore. YA THINK? He said I had 2 choices use the crutches and heal faster or dont and heal slower. DUH! He said I did a real bang up job though and hasnt seen one as bad as mine in a long time. DOH!
I'm back on happy pills. I can safely say I'm much happier about that.
Me feeling like crap is due to my allergies so I got meds for that. WOOHOO! Gotta love that.
So I just woke up from a nap because Stitch will be home soon and i'm doing pretty good. I'm going to stop overdoing it with housework and everything though. I think it's time to just chill for awhile until I feel up to par. Does that make sense?
YAY!
Ya know those commercials...
This is your brain... this is your brain on drugs... any questions? I kinda wish I could make one... it would go something like this...
This is Chrissy running around after kids all day long... this is Chrissy having a break because one is in school... this is Chrissy sicker than a dog because she's not in GO GO GO mode anymore... Any questions?
Imaginative arent I? Yea I know...
UGH!
This is Fethching BULLSHIT!
Man I feel for him! He freaking rocks and fucking Kyle is an asshole!
Mayberry
Sometimes it feels like this world is spinning faster
Than it did in the old days
So naturally we have more natural disasters
From the strain of a fast pace
Sunday was the day of rest
Now its one more day for progress
And we can't slow down
Cause more is best
It's all an endless process
Well I miss Mayberry
Sitting on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Picking on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye
Sometimes I can hear this old earth shouting
Through the trees as the wind blows
Thats when I climb up here on this mountain
To look through God's window
Now I can't fly
But I've got two feet
To get me high up here
Above the noise and city streets
My worries disappear
Well I miss Mayberry
Sitting on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Picking on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye
Sometimes I dream I'm driving down an old dirt road
Not even listed on the map
I pass a dad and son carrying a fishing pole
But I always wake up everytime I try to turn back
Well I miss Mayberry
Sitting on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke
Where everything is black & white
Picking on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye
Conversation with Stitch
Me - (singing) Big girls dont cry
Stitch- Mommy shush
me - huh?
stitch - you cant sing
me - i can to
stitch - no you cant shush
me - (laughing my ass off) OK
Conversation with Stitch
Me - Your shoes are on the wrong feet
Stitch - Mommy I have 2 wrong feet
Me - you do?
Stitch - Yep thats why my shoes are on the wrong feet
Me - OK!
Conversation with Chicken Little
Me - Do you want a sandwhich
chicken little - yes please
me - Ok coming right up
chicken little - you're the bestest mom in the world
me - well you're the bestest chicken little in the world
chicken little - mom i'm the only chicken little
me - DOH!
Friday
Artist: Azar Steve
Song: I Don't Have To Be Me ('Til Monday)
Album: Waitin' On Joe
I got me a brand new car waiting in the driveway
Shinin' like a bright new star,I've be wishin' on it everyday
To take me away from here
So I called in to where I work,told a little white lie
No my back don't really hurt,but that's my alibi
My temporary ticket to anywhere but there
Call it an early weekend,call it goin' off the deep in
Call it what you want,I made up my mind
I don't have to be me 'til Monday
Friday,Saturday,Sunday
I ain't gonna face reality
Three days without punching a time clock
Three nights of goin' non-stop
No work and all play
I don't have to be 'til Monday
Yeah
I can do what I wanna do,be who I wanna be
I got no one to answer to,soon as I turn the key
A cash machine,gasoline and we're outta here
Call it an early weekend,call it goin' off thedeep end
Baby,you and me,we can leave it all behind
I don't have to be me 'til Monday
Friday,Saturday,Sunday
I ain't gonna face reality
Three days without punching a time clock
Three nights of goin' non-stop
No work and all play
I don't have to be 'til Monday
Yeah
Oh,there days without punching a time clock
Three nights of goin' non-stop
No work and all play
I don't have to be me 'til Monday
(I don't have to be me)
I don't have to be me 'til Monday
(I don't have to be me)
I don't have to be me 'til Moday
(I don't have to be me)
I don't have to be me 'til Monday
My ER trip
Yup those are supposed to be my new best friends. Well, ok a version of them anyway. Is it working out that way? Not exactly. Last night the kids crashed so I was busy getting all kinds of cleaning done. I was going to take a shower and looked down and my leg was basically three times it's size. How I didnt notice before I dont know. I was in pain but have been since Sat so I ignore it. So off to the ER (army ER) I went. Let me back track a minute. On Saturday I went to OKC with my mom and kids and to see my sister who had had surgery the previous week. Walking to her door I tripped and fell on my knee which I fell on 3 weeks prior. It hurt really bad but I sucked it up and figured it was just another bruise to add to the others. Bad idea... So I get to the ER. It's freaking packed with dumb people. Yes I said it dumb people. There was people there for the sniffles, one guy needed stitches so he wasnt dumb, some privates from boot camp that didnt want to work that hard, and a couple of kids that had temps over 103. Ok so the kids werent dumb. Anyway... so I get there and sign in and it takes a freaking hour to get tri-aged. Well, the nurse that checked me out I've known forever. She knows all the kids except Dylynn and when my mom had asthma episodes I'd see her when my mom had to go in. So I told her and I wasnt just saying it I'm so glad you're still here it's nice to have someone nice around. She smiled and asked about the boys and was shocked when she found out I had had another. She got me motrin and tylenol and offered tylox but I declined thinking I didnt need to be drugged. She got me an ice pack and sent me to x ray. Oh geez x ray. So I walk because it would hurt my pride to be wheelchaired there. So I get there and this really cute x ray guy was behind the counter. I handed him my ID card and medical card and he's like sorry the printer is taking forever. I said its ok i'm in no hurry. He gave me a strange look. (insert my dumb sense of humor). So he takes me in the x ray room and says are you pregnant. I go hello my husband has been in korea for 6 months I sure as hell better not be. He gave me a weird look. So I had to do freaking aerobics to get all the x rays and the dude kept checking out my boobs. It was kinda funny. I'm in pain he checks out my boobs. I caught him and he knew it and his face turned red. After that he stopped giving me strange looks. Thank god I already felt like a circus freak. Anyway... so I get that done and go back to the ER and the nurse that gave me the ice pack came and checked on me and said her night was over and wanted to make sure I was ok. I smiled and said good night(this is about midnight). About 10 minutes later they called my name to go in the back. I walk in and lay on the bed and the nurse looks at my leg and says that looks like it hurts. I look at her and go ya think? She laughed at me and said Ortho will be here shortly. Oh gee ok rock on. So they close the curtain and I proceed to hear this very young new mother. She's 6 weeks post delivery. She's complaining of ear pain. So I got nothing better to do so I'm listening to her and the er dr talk. She's making up the pain. She said her ear hurt and she almost fainted first. Then her head started hurting. Come to find out... she wanted more pain meds because those from delivery ran out. GO FIGURE! I rolled my eyes. Anyway... So Ortho comes in and they inform me my leg is going to turn black. I say ok. They wait for me to freak out. I dont. They then hand me crutches and say until its not black and blue stay on these. I say ok. I sign out and leave. As of this afternoon I ditched the crutches unless I have more pain. Too hard to deal with kids and crutches. UGH!
Finally...
New bed...
Stitch's first day of school
Eye Candy needs his butt kicked
Fall down go boom
Conversation with Chicken Little
Me - what are you doing?
CL- hanging upside down
me - why?
CL- because I cant walk on my head.
Me - carry on then
CL - thanks mommy love you
Goofy kid!
The braces....
Stick
DOH!
conversation with Stitch
Me: Watching Kenny Chesney on TV
Stitch: Why
Me: Because honey he has a really cute butt
Stitch: Mommy you suck
Me: time for cartoons
such is life
I'm a...

1203 visits to my blog in less than 3 weeks. Rock on! LOL!
I'm tired. The kids keep getting up earlier and earlier. I told Stitch he's not in school yet therefore he needs to stop waking up like he is. He told me I was silly. Go figure.
Nothing much planned for this weekend. Got a race tonight to watch. Jamie is starting 12th. Woohoo! Hey you cant say i'm not loyal to the guy. :) Otherwise cleaning and laundry as usual. A nap sometime today too would be nice.
*yawn*
Talked to hubby this morning. I was pissy because of lack of sleep. Somehow I dont feel bad. He knows it too.
Watching cup practice... I'm not a happy camper. I think I really need to admit defeat. At least I'm loyal to my boy McMurray though right? *sigh*
Update on sisters surgery and then some...
So I'm watching the CMT movie Dale about what else... Dale Earndhart from Nascar. OMG I hate sports movies but I wanted to watch it just to see what they said about him. I've cried my eyes out for the past 20 minutes. It's very heartwarming and sad. Good movie though.
Have ya'll seen Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge with Ty Murray? HELLO! Vanilla Ice is trying to ride a bull? WTF? Also an ex gladiator Nitro. Holy moly he used to be so fine. Now he's old. Scary!
Superwoman

People keep referring to me as superwoman. I'm not sure why. I'm not sure I understand fully. I do know that I'm no where near worthy of the title. I have flaws. I'm not perfect. Hell I dont set out to be super. I'm just me doing what I do because I'm a mom and I love my kids and my husband. I really dont believe that deserves the title of superwoman. Yes basically since my husband has been in Korea I've gone through hell in a handbasket but anyone else could be going through the same thing. Hell for all I know someone could be having alot worse time then me. Ha there I go again thinking of other people before me. It's a curse. Ok not really a curse. I dont like to be the center of attention and I dont deserve most of the compliments I get. I'm just a normal person. Ok as normal as I can be...
Cant it be bedtime now?
The crazy thing was that Stitch behaved the best I've seen him behave in all his 5 years. I was shocked. I couldnt believe it. One of the other therapists just fell in love with him because he told her she smelled pretty. It was pretty funny.
My sister is having an emergency hysterectomy tomorrow. Should be lovely. I wont be able to be there because theres no one to watch my kids. Which pisses me off. But thats ok she'd probably drive me nuts anyway. But I'm still worried about her. They dont know what the mass is but they do know it's not a baby. It could be cancer. They dont know until they open her up. Which sucks. *sigh*
Have I said lately I wish hubs was home? Because I really do. There is just some times when I just want a hug. Nothing major just a hug. *sigh* I miss him so much. UGH!
In other news I got my new shoes. I splurged on myself and bought new running shoes. LOVE THEM! And just to clarify just because they're green doesnt mean I like summer. They're white too and I love winter so HUSH! You know who you are. :)
Speech tomorrow with Squirt. He said a 2 word sentence today. He said love you after I told him I love you this morning. I tried all day to get him to say it again but he wouldnt. Made my day. :) Hopefully this means he'll start to talk alot more.
sleepy...

I'm not sleeping well at all. Not sure what the deal is either. I think it has something to do with hubs not here and my brain just wanting to shut down and take a vacation. I'm not sure. I could really use sleep though. More then 3 hours at a time would be lovely. *sigh*
Speaking of hubs talked to him early this morning. He's in the field. :( Poor guy has to sleep in a tent. Although I did tell him I'd take sleeping in a tent any day compared with sleeping with 2 toddlers that seem to of taken over my bed. *sigh* He laughed at me. I knew he would. He's still upset at what his gma said to me. I feel bad because I told him, he has enough to worry about over there. Blah...
Stitch has therapy this afternoon. Should be interesting thats for sure.
therapy

Chicken Little informed me that Diet Coke would make his booboo all better today. Made me laugh. Then when I gave him a sip of mine he dribbled down the front of his shirt and Stitch yelled MISS. I was cracking up. I gathered them both in a hug laughing my ass off. It was so funny. I love moments like that.
I've come realize that me blogging is like therapy to me. Hey it's cheap and I dont have to talk to people I dont know. Well, ok I do but damnit they dont have to listen and drone on and on about how all my problems come from the fact that I dont tell my daddy I love you. HELLO I tell him multiple times a day. Whew yea went to a therapist thats the only thing he could tell me. Apparently, he couldnt figure out why I was there. WHATEVER! Anyway... so my theory is that blogging is my therapy. It works I let out my issues and feel better and I dont have to pay for it. HAHA! ROCK ON!
hmm...
Tuesday...

This past weekend was long and boring... blah... I tried to get some laundry done which I did and cleaned up a little but you'd never be able to tell right now. *sigh* Such is life living with 3 boys. I can only imagine it will get worse once the hubs comes home. Sad but probably true. At least he'll help clean up though. The window is fixed. Well, sorta. It's been replaced with plexi glass. Works for me. Harder for Stitch to break. I can safely assure you that my butter knives are all safely in the silverware drawer now. Can you tell me why Squirt is eating pringles for breakfast? Oh you cant? I'll tell you why. Stitch grabbed them off the counter and gave him some saying and I quote "Jimmie likes them so you should too". Who is Jimmie? Driver of the #48 in Nascar. Yea he won this past weekend and his mug happens to be on the canister of pringles. Yea I think my kid is obsessed with Nascar more then me. We were going through the coupons that came in the newspaper yesterday a few minutes ago and they had the Gillette Young Guns in a pic for the razor. Yea Stitch told me we had to get one for daddy because Jamie was in the picture. LOL! Crazy kid. Funny but crazy.
My sister...
The adventures of eye candy

I would imagine if my neighbor knew I talked about him he would probably freak out. Imagine my surprise today when I was outside talking to my mom who came to drop something off and eye candy is in his driveway. He shaved his head which is really sad because he had this awesome black hair. Anyway... eye candy had no shirt on and was in the process of putting a button down shirt on. I looked over and waved and he smiled and waved. Yep gotta love that eye candy...
Protection...

Because of the broken window I was pretty freaked at not having one. I'm a worrier. It's what I do. So my parents the wonderful people they are came over and put plexiglass in. Well, my dad forgot the gun for the caulking so it's just sitting in the window. If the wind blew last night it rattled. Of course everytime that happened I thought someone was breaking into my house. Yea I know I know. Anyway... so my way of protecting myself you wonder... I had a butter knife on the night stand and everytime I heard it rattle I'd take the butter knife to the livingroom and inspect it. Yea I probably wouldnt have done any damage but damnit I'd of stunned a burgler holding it up if one were to come in. I can safely say we made it through the night and all is well.
Very cool article about Vick
LONG POND, Pa. - Ryan Newman and Greg Biffle have a keen interest in the federal case against Atlanta Falcons quarterback Mike Vick. Both are heavily involved in animal rescue operations, and they said dog-fighting charges against Vick will bring much-needed attention to their cause.
Newman, along with his wife Krissie, had t-shirts made this week that read: "7 to life" on the front and "Neuter Vick" on the back. Krissie Newman said he will wear the t-shirt throughout his trial.
"Everybody is innocent until proven guilty," Ryan Newman said. "But his little group has made it clear they fight dogs. People who defend that are slugs. This separates the smart people from the dumb."
Krissie Newman joined other wives of Dodge drivers Saturday working at local restaurant. Their salaries and tips were donated to local Humane Society.
"If nothing else, everyone knows about dog fighting now," Krissie Newman said. "It has a face, and it's Michael Vick."
Biffle said he's troubled by people who compare dog fighting to ultimate fighting, or people who believe it's not a problem.
"I have read the indictment," Biffle said. "I got so mad when I read it. This will be a high-profile case. If it was anyone else, it wouldn't be a national story. If it's true, it's galling. If it's true, he's great athlete who made some very poor decisions. If he did it, he has to pay for it."
Note to self #132
a new day...

OK so I calmed down a bit. Couldnt sleep last night at all. I was pretty upset so I tossed and turned. Talked to hubs about 4 this morning. He was pissed too. Told me to tell her to shove it. God I love my husband.












